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Come to the ranch: directions at the bottom.

We’ll be offering up food ready for the BBQ, sides and fixin’s: serve your own damn self, Don’t hesitate to contribute something edible if your some pansy Gluten-free, Non-GMO, Veggie-eatin’ herbivore.

Bring your own chair, cigars, and booze-I aint aidin’ to your heathen vices.

Plenty of competition in the various games available, e.g., horseshoes, closest to the flag golf, BOCCE ball, corn hole, ash toss, etc.

If weather allows, we’ll have a campfire.

Camping is only $5000/night unless you bring your own tent or RV—then its free.

We have a large gravel lot for RV parking and setup.

Saturday, you can crawl out of you RV or tent or drive up at the crack of dawn, and start HERFing and drinking and doing whatever it is Ashholes do—just don’t wake me up.

All sea/war stories and tales must contain at least 5% factual information as determined by the Federal Bureau of Literary and Oral Intercourse.

Be courteous, kind, and forgiving.

Men, piss on any bush you want at least 100 ft from the house. Port-a-Potty will be there for stinking up the place.

Women, you can use the house or port-a-potty.

Directions:

1. Find the United States Of America, Find the State of Montana.
2. I-90, that’s the major road I’m using as a reference point, exit South on US93.
3. 93 South through Lolo, Florence, Stevensville, take left (East) onto Bell Crossing at flashing yellow light.
4. Take right (South) onto Eastside Hwy at “T” 
5. Follow Eastside Hwy and then take left (East) on Popham Road.
6. Due to Security Reason, and for the protection of my precious cigars, directions after this point are by BLOODHOUND or canninus-tobaccocigaus scent compass, or contact us and pass the protocols of confidential probing.